Off Topic What is your favorite joke?

[callum]

Mine:

Q:Why could'nt the dalmation play hide and seek

A:Because they had already been spotted

What is your favorite joke?

[rafa]

Seriously?

[callum]

i dont know many jokes :blush:

[FootballFan2000]

Q) What do you call a Brighton fan with no brain?

A) Gifted

[William]

What do you call a Chelsea fan with no brain?

Callum

Tehehehe ^_^

[callum]

lol

Note: I have Aspergus no joke

but i knew it was a joke

[Ollie]

All I think about now when someone mentions Aspergus is South Park and AssBurgers :lol:

However, my favourite joke may not be accepted on this site due to its rude nature and age restricted value

If 18+ look below: I cannot stop you from looking but as of the type of joke you should be older than the age of 18 to view and fully accept it

How do you make a gay man shag a woman? Shit in her c*nt

[Lewiitom]

Q) What do you call a Brighton fan with no brain?

A) Gifted

So very true

Q) What do you call a Brighton fan with no brain?

A) Gifted

So very true

[JeffreyA]

Here's a classic:

I don't want to say my wife's a bad cook, but she uses the smoke alarm as a cooking timer!

And a Tim Vine one:

I was getting out of my car, when I caught my finger in the door. Traffic warden says "I'm giving you a ticket". I say "For crying out loud!", he says "Yes."

[Jayze]

All I think about now when someone mentions Aspergus is South Park and AssBurgers :lol:

However, my favourite joke may not be accepted on this site due to its rude nature and age restricted value

If 18+ look below: I cannot stop you from looking but as of the type of joke you should be older than the age of 18 to view and fully accept it

How do you make a guy man shag a woman? Shit in her c*nt

^^^ May help if you spelt Gay right

[Dylan]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

One less drunk. :lol:

[rafa]

All I think about now when someone mentions Aspergus is South Park and AssBurgers :lol:

However, my favourite joke may not be accepted on this site due to its rude nature and age restricted value

If 18+ look below: I cannot stop you from looking but as of the type of joke you should be older than the age of 18 to view and fully accept it

How do you make a gay man shag a woman? Shit in her c*nt

It's just offensive, not even funny.

We have a lot of jokes about Argentinians and Portuguese

[JeffreyA]

MATURE JOKE ALERT!!!!! DON'T READ IF UNDER 18!!!!!

Sucker

[Dylan]

Such a child :lol:

[JeffreyA]

Such a child :lol:

Somebody had to do it :lol:

[Ollie]

It's just offensive, not even funny.

We have a lot of jokes about Argentinians and Portuguese

Its from Jimmy Carr so it is bound to be offensive :lol:

[JeffreyA]

10 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.

Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.

[Mysterion]

From the simpsons

Mr. Burns , "I`m going to bring this town the thing its been searching for since the dawn of time."

Homer, "A sober Irish man."

Mr. Burns. "Even rarer"

[JeffreyA]

I was talking to my friend the other day. It was a quick conversation:

Him: Did you know that Harry Potter is finished?!

Me: WARNER BROTHERS!

[Mysterion]

I was talking to my friend the other day. It was a quick conversation:

Him: Did you know that Harry Potter is finished?!

Me: WARNER BROTHERS!

I don`t get it

[Anwar]

Sorry Jeffrey I gotta expand on your joke .

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.

Now we got no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.

Let's hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die :lol:

[JeffreyA]

I don`t get it

Warn-Her Brothers I'm talking about warning the brothers of Harry Potter/JK Rowling, it's a poor play on words :ph34r:

[Jayze]

We can see that.

[Sunny]

Sorry Jeffrey I gotta expand on your joke .

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.

Now we got no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.

Let's hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die :lol:

I want Steve Jobs' regen!

[JeffreyA]

No Sunny - Apple will get him before you.

[callum]

i just thought of one

Q.What do you cal a Brilliant maze?

A.Amazing

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[toboboto]

my nan said to me one day "who is that little brown man in the corner of the room and when you touch his teeth he sings" i said nan its a piano

[callum]

my nan said to me one day "who is that little brown man in the corner of the room and when you touch his teeth he sings" i said nan its a piano

:lol:

[JeffreyA]

Here's a good one:

Gordon Browns Smile!

[Oscar]

I went for a mental health evaluation dressed only in underpants made from clingfilm.

The doctor said "I can clearly see your nuts."

:D